Scary Stuff Set of 20 - Million Dollar Bill Funny Money Notes with FREE SLEEVES

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*IMPORTANT* Please Add ALL of Your Selections from my Store Together, Into Your eBay CART, BEFORE paying.
Kindly reserve Best Offer Price Requests for purchasing multiple sets and/or without sleeves.
Want to have a cool & fun item to show your friends?  Get these Collectible Funny Play Money Novelty Dollar Bills!  They make great bookmarks, and cool gifts!  Please be sure to check out the other Novelty Note listings in my eBay store.  I have over 1000 different kinds, and will be adding more each month.  Collect them All!
These 20 Fake or Funny Money Dollar Bill Novelty Notes, as described in the title and shown in the picture, look like real money.  This listing is for only one note of each kind shown in the pictures, which show both sides of each note, with the fronts above the backs.  They are Brand-New & Crisp, the same size as a real dollar, and has similar stiffness and finely detailed markings.  a 2Mil thin soft Currency Sleeve is Included with each note.  Semi-Rigid Currency Holders are available in my eBay store.
Want to switch any of these bills for a different one?  Substitutions may be granted by request.  Just message me.
They are Not actual currency, Nor legal tender.  They are parody novelty currency, funny money or play money.  They are commemorative collectable novelty items with no cash value.  As there has never been a ,000,000 bill issued in the United States, the US Federal Reserve has declared them legal to print or own.  They do not consider them to be counterfeit, because no genuine million, billion, trillion, or zillion dollar bills exist, nor have ever have existed.  Many of them even have official US Government approval, and approved Library of Congress Copyrights.  You can own them, confident in not violating any US law.  Just do NOT try to spend them!
I do NOT design or print any of these myself.  This Quality novelty money is Designed and Printed as Parody items, using professional offset printing presses in large print runs of thousands of bills, by an Authorized Printing company, and were Purchased from an Authorized Vendor, so there are no valid copyright issues!  They are an artful and fun novelty gag gift, to show appreciation, or to commemorate or honor an event, or enhance sales, which will bring a smile and a laugh, and will be highly treasured for years to come!
Payment is due within 7 days of purchase.  If not received within 7 days eBay will issue a non-payment notice.  The shipping is Free with Tracking (in the USA only).  International deliveries are processed only through eBay's Global Shipping Program, which are subject to additional shipping fees, and may take up to 6 weeks to arrive.  Please make sure your mailing address is current and complete, as we are not responsible for orders not arriving or returned to sender, due to an incorrect mailing address.
If you have any questions about this or any of my other listings, Please contact me Before bidding.   If you want more quantity of notes than are currently listed here, just ask!  The listed quantities are often less than my actual on-hand inventory, due to eBay listing limitations, and offering such a wide variety.  But I can often increase a listings quantity by request, or relist an item for you.
When you receive your order(s), If there were no problems, Please Leave Positive Feedback.  If there is any problem with the item you receive, or if it doesn't arrive within 14 days, Please... Contact Me, selecting the option to Ask a Question about your item, and let me make things right, before opening a dispute case or leaving any feedback.
Thanks for checking out my listings, and Have a Wonderful Day!
This pre-discounted multi-bill listing does not qualify for other promotional discount or freebie offers mentioned on single-bill listings, except that when added to your cart, it will trigger Free Shipping for any single notes added in together as well.
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PLEASE READ: IMPORTANT INFORMATION BELOW!
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HOLIDAY CORRECTION:
Please note the Estimated Arrival Dates above, which includes a handling time of 4 business days, due to holiday backlog.  Please do not send a message asking when your item will be shipped, as this only contributes to the backlog problem.  It will be shipped by the 4th business day, and should arrive by the ETA shown above.  Please read ABOVE for more important shipping info.
SPECIAL NOTE
According to a First Amendment Attorney, our bills are considered a PARODY since there is no such thing as a Million Dollar Bill in real life, not legal tender and anything we put on there falls under this category.  Regarding the images, figures, concepts, or topics that are put on there, we are clearly stating that these identities are not endorsed or affiliated with the named organizations per the legal parody requirements.
Actual bills coloring, tint, brightness and/or contrast may vary from from listing images.
While this may occasionally have been due to the printing process, it is often due to variances of individual display settings on users devices, such as computer or phone screen brightness level.
PLEASE DO NOT CANCEL YOUR ORDER!
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, CANCELLING AN ORDER IS NOT FREE!
PayPal charges sellers a Non-refundable Transaction Fee and a percentage of the sale when an order is placed, and regardless if a buyer cancels the order,
the seller still gets charged.
Due to my low prices, these extra PayPal fees are often much more than the tiny profit which I would've made otherwise.
The discount offers above are made possible by avoiding or eliminating extra PayPal Transaction Fees by using ADD TO CART to combine your various selections into a single check-out transaction.
Placing separate orders and paying separately disqualifies them from the discounts, since no fees have been saved, and multiple orders cannot be combined for discounts after they have been paid for, even if an order was cancelled, since the PayPal Fees are still charged to the seller either way once order(s) have been placed.
If you cancel your order and re-order, then it is not a single transaction and the seller will be charged even more than if you had simply placed separate transactions.
Buyers often cancel orders for unnecessary reasons such as an incorrect mailing address or item selection or other concerns which may be resolved by simply sending the seller a message to ask if there is another solution instead of cancelling.
If you feel that you must still cancel an order, please send me a message to let me know why, because you may be blocked from ever ordering from me again, if you get me charged these extra fees without a good reason.
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation in this matter.
ALERT:
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE USPS POSTAL SERVICE IS
CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING
OCCASIONAL DELIVERY DELAYS.
DUE TO LIMITED TRANSPORTATION AVAILABILITY
AS A RESULT OF ONGOING NATIONWIDE PANDEMIC IMPACTS,
1st CLASS LETTER MAIL AND PACKAGE DELIVERY TIMES MAY BE EXTENDED.
ADDITIONALLY, THE NEW POSTMASTER GENERAL, LOUIS DEJOY,
HAS ALSO RECENTLY PROHIBITED USPS OVERTIME,
AND TOLD USPS EMPLOYEES TO LEAVE MAIL BEHIND AT DISTRIBUTION CENTERS,
IF IT DELAYED LETTER CARRIERS FROM THEIR ROUTES,
CAUSING FURTHER MAIL DELIVERY DELAYS.
WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED BY THESE USPS DELAYS
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND PATIENCE AND UNDERSTANDING.
Please note that all products are printed in large runs by professional printing companies, and none of them are ever printed at home, never on a pc, nor copier.
However, the
images shown on this listing are often stock photos provided by the manufacturers, which were of the original artwork as it was sent to the printing companies, and that the actual finished products sold here, after being printed by the printing companies, may vary in color, tint and print quality from the original manufacturer stock photos provided above.
The various professional print companies may also use different thicknesses of paper stock for the final products, resulting in some novelty notes being thinner or thicker than others, which is not under this re-sellers control.
Thank you for your understanding.